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Literature

Can you feel the love?

The sun was barely up, but the streets of Beijing were already bursting with life. Listening with half an ear to the sounds of the busy city, China hummed a cheery little tune as he scooped the sizzling egg off the pan and onto a waiting plate. Neatly, he set the table until it resembled something out of a cafe. He stood back, hands on his hips and admired his handiwork. Simple as the meal was- scrambled eggs with sausage and toasted rye bread- he was quite proud of the western breakfast he cooked, complete with coffee and tea. After all, his morning meals usually consisted of congee or noodle- completely different from the European fare- bu

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Lover's Touch

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Literature

Wish from the Heart: Memories pt 4

December 23, 1992 Nervousness, anticipation-those were not emotions Russia felt as the car rumbled down the narrow streets of China. A full year has passed since the dissolution of the Soviet Union, but this would be the first time he would meet China face to face. He didn't know what to expect from this, yet if he had to name what he was feeling, he would call it mild curiosity. He's been told his relations with his Chinese neighbor have been...rocky to say the least, but he was not deaf. He heard the rumors. Before the fall out between their leaders, the two nations were on friendly terms that went beyond the accepted boundaries of mere a

Wish From the Heart

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Literature

Knocked Up: Ch 12,Last Chapter

 The Customer Is Always Right A/n: I warned you guys. If you wanted to keep the humor skip chapters 8-11. Complete 180 from the first half. As requested of me from the MSN RC group, they wanted make-up sex, but this fic never had any intention of smut so I decided to make a little compromise for them. Btw…I think it's freaking hilarious how there was a drought of no RoChu fics for days and now there is a whole parade of them. So special shout out to Lady-Ribbon, Doitsu, and ihatedancing for posting more than two RoChu fics/updates in less than a week. (Er…I hope they actually see the shout out since I don't know if they even read

Knocked Up Chapters

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House of Cards Chapters

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Literature

FBR 9-11 end

Day 4 Since the day he got here, snow would occasionally float down from the overcast sky, coating the sugar white ground with its presence. Today, though, the sun shined brightly for once; the rays no longer hiding coyly behind billowy clouds. Ivan sighed, his warm breath a stark contrast to the cold air around him. It seems even in the long ago past, he couldn't escape from General Winter's grasp. The stick he used to doodle against the snow swayed in the wind as he jabbed it harshly into the ground. He leaned back against the haystack and watched the villagers pass him by, each hurrying to finish their task under the scarce winter daylig

First Beyond Reason Chapters

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Hide and Seek Chapters

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Literature

Tell a Soul

Slim, dainty fingers curled around the lukewarm cup and lifted it. The aroma of sweet fruits and flowers assaulted China's nose as he took a cautionary sip. Pondering the unique taste, he paused with the rim of the cup still on his lips. Serene and peaceful as ever, he waited for the customary three seconds before setting it back down on the table. No one noticed the slight shudder that ran down China's back as the overly sweet tea touched his tongue. No one other than Russia of course. "I take it you didn't like America's tea," Laughing, Russia bent over to whisper into China's ear, "You're frowning a bit." "It was disgusting," China hiss

China x Russia

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Mature Works RxC

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Literature

Can you feel the love?

The sun was barely up, but the streets of Beijing were already bursting with life. Listening with half an ear to the sounds of the busy city, China hummed a cheery little tune as he scooped the sizzling egg off the pan and onto a waiting plate. Neatly, he set the table until it resembled something out of a cafe. He stood back, hands on his hips and admired his handiwork. Simple as the meal was- scrambled eggs with sausage and toasted rye bread- he was quite proud of the western breakfast he cooked, complete with coffee and tea. After all, his morning meals usually consisted of congee or noodle- completely different from the European fare- bu

Oneshots

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Literature

Kingpin

Summary: Working as an undercover agent at Ivan's organization, Yao's superior finally pulled the plug on the project. Yao has been living a relatively normal life since then. 2 months later Yao was walking back from home when someone suddenly drugged him from behind. Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Ivan x Yao Slowly- ever so slowly- Yao drifted back into consciousness. He opened his eyes and was greeted with darkness. He blinked…and blinked again. Still everything remained pitch black without a hint of light. Yao took a deep breathe. Even through his throbbing, hazy mind, he forced himself to remain calm. It was one of the things drilled int

Rough Draft

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Literature

Sweet Little Dreamer

Character(s) or Pairing(s): N. Italy and Germany, order can go either way Rating: PG-13 Warnings: implied drug use, implied sexual encounter/rape Summary: A Yandere Italy “Hey Ludwig, can you hear me?” Germany stirred at the sound of a familiar voice whispering softly by his ear. He tried to open his eyes, but his mind, still tempted by sleep, refused to cooperate. Just as he was about to fall back into sweet oblivion, Germany felt cool, gentle hands stroke his cheeks. Perhaps it's because kindness was something he rarely experienced, the caress shook him awake. Blearily, he opened his eyes and was greeted by a familiar face smi

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Literature

Beyond the Silk Road

"貴客, 請坐." (Noble guests, please sit). For months that turned into years, they've traversed through mountains and rivers, never really knowing where they were going. From hearsay and mere rumors, the Tsar demanded they find the source of the Silk Road. What would they find there? Roads paved with gold? A civilization far more advance than their own? Whatever the answer, Russia wanted to find out with his own eyes and ears. He argued with the Tsar until he finally relented. It was not easy to leave his own country and venture to another's uninvited, but he wanted to know. China. A country, a fellow nation he only h

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