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Er...the title of this originally was "Run!Yao!Run!" but I thought that was too unoriginal so I thought "OH! Chinese kids are taught that China looks like a rooster!" Then my mind went rolling with the title "Yao is shaped like a cock" aka rooster X"DDD. You naughty, naughty people who read this because you thought "cock" meant something else LOL.

Ahhh little note in case ppl didn't get it. Remember nations get sick because of their economy? Yea, all the other nations think Japan had a drop in his economy again but in actuality he just really caught the common cold. LOL, crack fic. LOGIC DOESN"T EXIST! Have I mentioned that crack is something I like to write? 8D

I just re-read the meme about Yao's name. [link] ...Poor Yao. Everything that represents him can be used as a innuendo =v=
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Skoryx Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That

Was amazing :iconclapplz:
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anix118 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
I saw this on fanfiction.... IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH
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ScarletMoon-98 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
THIS! THIS IS CRACKY PERFECTION!!!!
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NekoNyah-sensei Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD This is just perfect.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Thank you ^^. I'm glad you enjoyed the crack lol
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:iconnekonyah-sensei:
NekoNyah-sensei Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Of course!! Crack stuff is good for my brain when it's 1:31 in the morning XD
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TheTalkingTomato Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do not underestimate...
CHINA'S MIGHTY COCK!!

Lol this was freaking hilarious xD
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:iconxblkdragonx:
xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012
lol thanks ^^. There's not better remedy for the flu than a shot from Yao's cock :D
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TheTalkingTomato Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconcannotevenplz: indeed...
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CrazyCharlette1415 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
God...poor Yao...
And America? WTF!
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ThatHetaliaBitch Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes.Just... yes.
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eeveepooh Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
when i read the title i was like O_o cus of the cock part
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:iconxblkdragonx:
xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012
Oh you dirty dirty minded person. Of COURSE I meant Yao is shaped like a Rooster X'D
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GirlieEmoBird Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
O-O Congats.... You are the ONLY fanfic on dA I have ever read.... Thanks to your very.... *cough* outstanding title...
Anyways this was so friggin funny I loved it XD
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SexyYaoiDragon Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
That was so funny.I burst out laughing, and my mother gave me a funny look.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
lol thank you. Hopefully, I didn't fry your brains to a mushy pulp with the crack XD
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SexyYaoiDragon Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012
My brain is not too mushy, and if it is, it's not your fault.:D
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LadyBuria Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL.
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embercoral Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Silly Alfred...It's not rape if you're begging for it! :XD:
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CookieBandit23 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
PFFFFF WIN!
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:iconlindseyrage:
LindseyRage Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011
HELLFUCKINGYEAH
You.are.bad.ass.
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Looney-Girl2772 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
...I think THIS cured my cold. :XD: Absolutely awesome.
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TheKazenoSuna Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAHAHAHA WIN!!! I love this! luckily im not a pervert and knew what Japan meant by cock the entire time... which simply made it all the more pleasurable! X3
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miSsSasoRi Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:iconthisplz:
is so freakkin amazing :I xDDD
u win the internet. :iconfreeinternetplz:xDD
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blugrl Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student General Artist
...DAMN THIS SICK MIND OF MINE haha... :iconawesomefaceplz:
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equine-virtue Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
Lol!
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JetUppercut Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
America, it isn't rape if you ask for it.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
:iconchibiamericaplz::iconsaysplz:HA HA HA! I don't ask, I demand and I demand to be raped!

^ that just sounded so wrong OTL I'M SORRY!!
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imshockedtoo Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
HAHA didn't see that coming xP
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
*pat*pat* The title is misleading ain't it?
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R3dR0 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student General Artist
lol. that was funny X3
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
thank you! Anything to do with a wang is funny =v=
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bruuno117 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
oh, a cock
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MegamiNoHana Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
hahaha!! that's acually wierd and unique!!! oh and pretty clever.http
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
LOL I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this was weird XD. Chickens are just that mysterious OwO
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MegamiNoHana Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
yep they are.who knows? one day all the chicken will get revenge for being eaten.XD nice meeting you.by the way
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
Nice meeting you too!

lol instead of "Planet of the Apes" it should be "Planet of the Chickens"? hahaha
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china-panda Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD THIS. I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
haha thank you. Poor Yao. He shouldn't have made chicken soup for Kiku XD
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Theeywillnotforceeus Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHA. :XD:
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
:iconbraginskiplz::RapeBecome one with Yao time da?
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:icontheeywillnotforceeus:
Theeywillnotforceeus Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
:iconrickkolplz: Become one with Russia, da? ^J^
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
:iconchibichinaplz::iconsaysplz:But...but then how will my *beep* work it's magic on you aru?
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:icontheeywillnotforceeus:
Theeywillnotforceeus Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
Truth is... there is no *beep*, is there, Yao?
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
:iconchibichinaplz::iconsaysplz: Wha-what? HOW DO YOU KNOW MY SECRET ARU?!
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Theeywillnotforceeus Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
:iconcreepyrussiaplz:
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stintzi Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011  Student Artist
I couldnt get past the second line. The dialogue needs lots of work.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2011
er...thanks for the constructive criticism? I suppose my crude humor doesn't suit your taste be that as it may. I know no other way to open a short comedic drabble and get straight to the point other than to bluntly shove it out there. Do you have an opinion on how to get around to the topic of Yao's chicken soup? I would prefer if you could point out what I did wrong other than to say "dialogue needs lots of work". It'll help in the future. Btw...do you know of Hetalia? If not, I can immediately see why you wouldn't like this piece.
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stintzi Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Student Artist
The flow of the like 2 lines I read was very wooden and it did not feel like what I would expect people to say. It didn't seem natural.
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