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APH - I love the whole world(parody of Discovery Channel's "I love the whole World" song)

Switzerland:
I love the mountains

Liechtenstein:
I love the clear blue skies

Italy:
I love the pasta

Austria:
I love those strudel pies

I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

Sealand:
I love the oceans

Japan:
I love the moé things

Poland:
Totally love my pony

England:
Love cups with queens and kings

I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da
Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da

Spain:
I love tomatoes

Romano:
Bastardo, that's my line!

Nordics:
We love IKE

APH A day at Walmart(READ DESCRIPTION FIRST)
One day, Japan was walking through Walmart when suddenly,
China and a giant panda in a shopping cart started barreling towards him.
But out of nowhere Italy flew in and started doing kung-fu on China and the panda.
Then Germany ran in after Italy yelling "Mein Gott! Italy , you and your pasta sauce addiction has gone too far!".
"I can stop anytime I want germany!" Italy said in a drunk sounding voice.
Poland the sassy police man ran in after them wearing a pink womens police uniform shouting "STOP IN THE NAME OF THE , LIKE ,LAW!". Italy ran away from Germany and into the girl's bathroom with his lighter and spo

The Trouble with Accents"Yao~" A familiar and dread inducing voice said China's name. Swallowing his frustrated groan, the Chinese man put on his best diplomatic smile before turning around to face his northern 'friend'.

"Yes, Russia aru, how may I help you?"

China had expected the usual: "Become one with Mother Russia, Yao", "Yao-Yao, I'm cold. You'll share some of your warmth with me, da?", or something similar. It might have moved his heart just a little bit to be 'confessed' to over and over again if it weren't for the fact that Russia said it to everyone.

At least that was the idea until Russia smiled his smile and said something unexpected, "я т

Love In A Hopeless Place - PrologueTo Ivan, Siberia is a hopeless place. But in the end, this is where he finds love... RoChu AU
Author's note: Title is of course inspired by Rihannas wonderful song

Main pairing is RoChu, other pairings may be mentioned though.
Hetalia wasn't my idea...
If you spot any errors, please let me know, I will correct them. Please review, I like reviews!^^

Love In A Hopeless Place - Prologue
Once, when I was just hanging around in the internet, some guy asked me where I was from. I didn't answer. I went offline instead.
That night, I woke up to the buzzing of my thoughts, which desperately tried to find an answer to that question. It's not that I didn't know where I'm from, of course I know, I've never really left this place anyways and I am not exactly from an immigrant family either.
It's just that this random stranger wouldn't have understood. Сибирь – saying this word is easy, of course. But fully comprehending its

Top 100 Awesome Prussia FactsTop 100 Awesome Prussia Facts

1. Prussia doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.

2. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Prussia can throw Brett Favre even further.

3. The Prussia military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Prussia could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

4. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Prussia can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.

5. Prussia stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

6. Prussia can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one ro

APH RoChu: Clockwork HeartsThey preferred to sail through the clear pristine skies, high above all the smoke and bustle of the industrial cities. They preferred the air up above over the raging seas any day. The skies were always beautiful to them, rain or shine. They did not mind if it was cloudy or gray; the rain was still pretty, and the gray fog could conceal the airship. If it was sunny and hot, they did not mind either; they loved the summery weather.

But here they were, standing on the docks of the busy city port of Neo-London. Just a few years ago, this port would not have existed. It was strange to think that just a few years ago, there was a huge war being f

Russia the nyan cat Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan~
"Where the heck is that music coming from?!" China growled, looking around his house for the sound. The music got louder as he walked to the living room.
"China~!" Russia exclaimed, running up to him and hugging him. China flinched, extremely confused. He was wearing cat ears, and had a cat tail. He drew whiskers on his face with a sharpie and colored his nose pink. Also, he was wearing a pink dress with sparkles on it~
"Aru, what are you doing here, and why are you dressed like that?!" China shouted.
Russia let go of him. "America told me that you liked rainbow kitties! So I became one for you!"
China sig

Heart of Italia 1Felicia and Lovina Vargas lost their grandfather when they were 12 due to some bandits who want the Heart of Italia, Italy's greatest and most precious treasure. Lovina and her sister escape only to learn that the bandits killed their grandfather and the Heart no where to be found. Lovina and Felicia are the ones who have it but Lovina doesn't even know what it is let alone Felicia. Now the bandits are looking for the Vargas girls and claim one of them to obtain the Heart since there no longer is a male in the family. However, Lovina comes up with a plan that doesn't require for either of them to live their lives on the run or in fear: she be

Kindergarten Angst Ch. 3Germany looked down at the area that he and Japan had cleaned, but it wasn't perfect to his liking. Grumbling as he got down on his knees, he wanted to make sure his home was spotless, as any specs of dirt or grim made him extremely irritable. Once he was finished, he noticed it was rather quiet. He stood up and walked over to the couch and saw that Japan had curled himself up into a ball and was sleeping soundly.

"Japan…hey…um…are you asleep?" Germany watched, and then with the child not responding, he knelt down and picked him up into his arms. Honda put his arm around the German's neck and Ludwig's eyes suddenly widened. He

The Drinking GameCategory: Fanfiction
Fandom(s): Hetalia
Summary: Germany, China, and Iceland have a drinking game. It doesn't end well. Crack. Contains extremely out-of-character drunkenness and general Hetalia mayhem. Birthday giftfic.

It was just one of those days when, without consciously agreeing to, the nations all ended up at one of their collective drinking spots. A pub by the name of Tom Blair's, it was one of America's, and it was acceptable even by the tastes of the most critical among them. There was an agreement between America and the bar's owner, and no one asked questions if a few foreigners showed up during the week to mingle and have a dr

Vietnam knows the answer.Vietnam knows all answers to all questions.
[Caution] Strong language ahead.

Russia: My sunflowers won't grow, da?

Vietnam: MIRACLE GROW THAT SHIT.

England: No one likes my cooking!

Vietnam: BITCH, USE A COOKBOOK.

America: You won't go on a date with me!

Vietnam: DAS CUZ YOU'RE ANNOYING.

France: England won't marry me...

Vietnam: HOE, YOU'RE A RAPIST. DAS WHY HE WON'T.

China: All my children are leaving me, aru!

Vietnam: I LEFT YOU CUZ YOU OLD BITCH.

Japan: Germany says I can't eat salty foods...

Vietnam: GO ON A DIET BEEEOOOOTCH.

Germany: Italy is being a pussy.

Vietnam: BITCHSLAP SOME SENSE INTO YO HOE.

Italy: DOITSU DOITSU

The fall of a Russian bear - Chapter 2The fall of a Russian bear

Chapter 2

It was late morning when a blue-eyed man entered Dr Oxenstierna's office. He put his briefcase on one of the dark green armchairs by the desk and went over to the coffee machine. He made a swift movement and threw his shoulder length blond hair back so he could see what he did while making coffee. Dr Oxenstierna himself was sitting on the other side of the desk, looking down at one of his patient's files.
"Y're late again."
"No, I'm in time. You, dear doctor, are early." the blond grinned to himself and pressed the button to the coffee machine. Oxenstierna shook his head.
"Don't try to act smart, Fra

Hate: SuFin OneshotBerwald hates me.

Why else would he glower at me peevishly every time we make eye contact?

Why else would he only reply in grunts and unintelligible mumbles whenever I talk to him?

But sometimes, Berwald will show sporadic acts of kindness, and those capricious deeds will have me wishing with every fiber of my being that I could tell him, right then and there, that… I love him.

I recall the night we ran away from Matthias together, and how he had covered me with his blanket until he was sure that I was warm.

I flashback to the day where he had arbitrarily called me his 'wife,' even though I'm sure that he had only been joking. I had

RoChu: Don't cryHe ran as far as he could. Tears streamed down his face as the last picture was burned in his head. Why was life so cruel!? As stopped dead in his tracks the snow was freezing every last bit of love he had.

His face getting colder and colder every second. Some of his long, silky, brown hair fell into his face. Yao looked down in anger and confusion. Where was he to do now? When he looked up he saw snow falling. A silent chuckled escaped his lips.

"So...This is how cold Russia feels..." Looking around a bit more, he sat down on the bench. Wrapping his hands around his small body. Crossing his legs slightly to stay warm. Laying back, breathin

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Er...the title of this originally was "Run!Yao!Run!" but I thought that was too unoriginal so I thought "OH! Chinese kids are taught that China looks like a rooster!" Then my mind went rolling with the title "Yao is shaped like a cock" aka rooster X"DDD. You naughty, naughty people who read this because you thought "cock" meant something else LOL.

Ahhh little note in case ppl didn't get it. Remember nations get sick because of their economy? Yea, all the other nations think Japan had a drop in his economy again but in actuality he just really caught the common cold. LOL, crack fic. LOGIC DOESN"T EXIST! Have I mentioned that crack is something I like to write? 8D

I just re-read the meme about Yao's name. [link] ...Poor Yao. Everything that represents him can be used as a innuendo =v=

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~coolspyro17 6 days ago Hobbyist General Artist

That

Was amazing

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~anix118 Apr 28, 2013

I saw this on fanfiction.... IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH

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~ScarletMoon-98 Mar 20, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

THIS! THIS IS CRACKY PERFECTION!!!!

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*NekoNyah-sensei Dec 17, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

XD This is just perfect.

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~xblkdragonx Dec 20, 2012

Thank you ^^. I'm glad you enjoyed the crack lol

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*NekoNyah-sensei Dec 20, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Of course!! Crack stuff is good for my brain when it's 1:31 in the morning XD

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~TheTalkingTomato Dec 8, 2012

Do not underestimate...
CHINA'S MIGHTY COCK!!

Lol this was freaking hilarious xD

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~xblkdragonx Dec 9, 2012

lol thanks ^^. There's not better remedy for the flu than a shot from Yao's cock

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~TheTalkingTomato Dec 9, 2012

indeed...

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~CrazyCharlette1415 Nov 22, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

God...poor Yao...
And America? WTF!

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