Er...the title of this originally was "Run!Yao!Run!" but I thought that was too unoriginal so I thought "OH! Chinese kids are taught that China looks like a rooster!" Then my mind went rolling with the title "Yao is shaped like a cock" aka rooster X"DDD. You naughty, naughty people who read this because you thought "cock" meant something else LOL.
Ahhh little note in case ppl didn't get it. Remember nations get sick because of their economy? Yea, all the other nations think Japan had a drop in his economy again but in actuality he just really caught the common cold. LOL, crack fic. LOGIC DOESN"T EXIST! Have I mentioned that crack is something I like to write? 8D
I just re-read the meme about Yao's name. [link]
...Poor Yao. Everything that represents him can be used as a innuendo =v=