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England yelled, "That's it, America! I've had enough of your lip! Behold the power of Britanna Angel!"

A loud explosion followed that proclamation and the entire room was filled with smoke. Coughing, the Allies quickly opened the door.

France was the first to regain his breath, "Damn it Angleterre! Stop it with your magic! They are poo poo!"

"Sh-shut up! I just wanted my little cute America back!"

"You wanted what back?" America answered coughing into his hand.

France and UK stared wide-eyed at America, "Wait. If you're here. Then-"

"Wah~ Everyone left me behind in there. So mean~" Russia stumbled out of the smoked filled room, tripping over his clothes. His big violet eyes turned to the Englishmen "England~ England~ Turn me back! I don't like looking up at everyone. It feels weird..."

"Ah-" England didn't get to finish his sentence. China quickly pushed him to the floor in his rush to Russia.

"Kyaaaaaaaa sooooo cuuuuuute!" China screamed as he lifted little Russia in his arms. "You! You lecherous people stay away from my little Vanya!" He quickly bundled Russia in his arms and ran off. Little Russia actually had a worried expression on his face as he stared at the other blonds for help.

England, France, and America just watched China disappear with the bewildered Russia.

"...I always knew," France broke the silence, "that Yao was old so it couldn't be helped..."

"...but who knew," England continued, "...that he was such a pedophile."

America placed a hand on England's shoulder, "We need to find a safe hiding place for Sealand..."
It's silly. It's stupid

But that's just the way I like it XD. I couldn't help myself =3=
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Jesserfly Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
PFFT THE ENDING... XDD haha! They acknowledged Sealand woo XD
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner May 11, 2012
Sorry for the late reply. Haha glad you found this little ditty funny. I don't know what I was on when I wrote it LOL
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Jesserfly Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
AWWWW >w<
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buguize Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
How cute.Yao-yao have no immunity for cute things.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
LOL I can just imagine a scene in which Yao forces little!Ivan to dress up in Hello Kitty clothes XD
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Iloveremus Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012   General Artist
love your icon!!!! XD
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Thank you! It was something I found on the internet lol. Couldn't help but make it an icon XD
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Iloveremus Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012   General Artist
well it's super cute!!!! ~ <3
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buguize Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
How cue!!!!I know Yao would send a baby panda to little Ivan for Ivan's pet.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
LOOOL does this mean Yao doesn't want Ivan to grow up? X'D No more smexy time~
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buguize Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012
Little Ivan is cute.But big Ivan is irreplaceable for yao.
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012
This sounds like a fanfic too me...hurhurhur C:<
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KoinoMushi Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
By the way...can I draw a picture of this?
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
I would looooooooooooove it if you drew a picture for this~<3 Instead of allowing you to draw it, I'm begging you to! (03o)
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KoinoMushi Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Hooray! I'll get started on it soon!^^
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KoinoMushi Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I love it! No matter how short it was~:heart:^^
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
lol, it was written on spur of the moment, but thank you for reading this little ditty anyway XD
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KoinoMushi Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Ur welcome~^^
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embercoral Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconpedopanda2plz::iconchibirussiaplz:
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
Run, Ivan, run! Save your gorgeous butt!
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embercoral Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconscaredrussiaplz: Uh...but I'm not sure if I want to...
:iconyaybelarusplz: marrymarrymarrymarrymarry
:iconsadrussia: CHINA SAVE ME!
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
Yao: GET AWAY FROM MY WITTLE VANYA! He's MINE aru
Bela: Shut up you sissy fag! Brother belongs to me!
Yao: Y-you...YOU CALLED ME A FAG?
Bela: What? Too manly for you? How about shemale? Or maybe transvestite?
Yao:...It's on bitch. Bring it aru!

LOL. This reminded me of the crack I used to write =v=
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embercoral Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HE'S JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE! :iconlolwhutplz:

:iconchinarapefaceplz: ... *bitchslaps me*
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xblkdragonx Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
I dedicate this to youuuuu~[link]
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