England yelled, "That's it, America! I've had enough of your lip! Behold the power of Britanna Angel!"
A loud explosion followed that proclamation and the entire room was filled with smoke. Coughing, the Allies quickly opened the door.
France was the first to regain his breath, "Damn it Angleterre! Stop it with your magic! They are poo poo!"
"Sh-shut up! I just wanted my little cute America back!"
"You wanted what back?" America answered coughing into his hand.
France and UK stared wide-eyed at America, "Wait. If you're here. Then-"
"Wah~ Everyone left me behind in there. So mean~" Russia stumbled out of the smoked filled room, tripping over his clothes. His big violet eyes turned to the Englishmen "England~ England~ Turn me back! I don't like looking up at everyone. It feels weird..."
"Ah-" England didn't get to finish his sentence. China quickly pushed him to the floor in his rush to Russia.
"Kyaaaaaaaa sooooo cuuuuuute!" China screamed as he lifted little Russia in his arms. "You! You lecherous people stay away from my little Vanya!" He quickly bundled Russia in his arms and ran off. Little Russia actually had a worried expression on his face as he stared at the other blonds for help.
England, France, and America just watched China disappear with the bewildered Russia.
"...I always knew," France broke the silence, "that Yao was old so it couldn't be helped..."
"...but who knew," England continued, "...that he was such a pedophile."
America placed a hand on England's shoulder, "We need to find a safe hiding place for Sealand..."